Dirty Riddles

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• Who's the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

  The one who can eat the last donut (see most popular guy at nudist colony riddle)

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• How do you make five pounds of fat look good?

  Put a nipple on it

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• What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?

  Legs

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• Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

  Your wedding band

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• Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What is it?

  A bunk bed

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