Funny Riddles

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• Where do you take a sick pirate ship?

  To the dock

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• Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

  Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately

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• What animal keeps the best time?

  A Watchdog

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• Why don't cows have money?

  Because the farmer milks them dry

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• If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

  K9P

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