Funny Riddles

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• Why does a dragon sleep all day?

  So it can hunt knights

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• Why do chickens lay eggs?

  Because if they drop them, they will break

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• If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?

  Your fingers

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• What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?

  He was brain-washed

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• What TV program should you watch in the bathtub

  Soap operas

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