Riddles for Adults

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• If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

  Hiss and Hers

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• What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?

  Bubble gum

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• If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

  11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock, 9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock

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• You can touch me, you can break me, you should win me if you want to be mine. What am I?

  A heart

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• There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

  The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

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