Hard Riddles With Answers

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• There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?

  Nothing; she divorced him for never being home

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• A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing statements, the man's lawyer surprises everyone when he announces "His wife was just missing. Everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to walk through those doors in about 30 seconds." The entire court is silent and the jury stares at the door as the lawyer and the defendant stares at the jury. After a couple of minutes, the lawyer says, "See! If you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn't be watching that door!" The jury immediately gave a guilty verdict. Why did the jury convict him?

  The man was watching the jury and not the door since he knew she wouldn't come

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• By the TV I can be found, with buttons galore to provide some sound.

  Remote control

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• On Thursday afternoon, a friendly woman brought a home baked pie to her wealthy neighbor's house. She noticed that the front door was ajar, and through the crack she could see her neighbor's body lying in a pool of dried blood. On the porch were two packages, unopened letters, Monday's newspaper, junk mail, and a flyer for a plumbing service. A police officer arrived on the scene and suspects murder. Who does she suspect and why?

  The newspaper delivery person- they knew not to deliver the paper passed Monday

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• I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?

  A vacuum cleaner

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