12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd
With a tuba toothpaste
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
The word "wholesome"
A dead man cannot rewind a cassette player